Jessie Jane Geurts

Jun 06

everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
my anons: you like free stuff, and we like marketing research. head over to tumblrmarketing(.)com, fill in a short survey and claim your free gift.

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Apr 13

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Apr 09

No wonder I’m so fucking hilarious.

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Apr 06

fuckyeahits-tanesha

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skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *cries in the shower*
me: I like food so much